| Stage 1: Take rancid old carpet to the dump - on our wedding anniversary - who says romance is dead? | 
| Stage 2: Remove everything from "the hole", ready for a bright new look. | 
| Stage 3: Oh my eyes! The hole is now orange. Zesty. | 
| Stage 4: Now the manly power tools come out and I start vainly trying to level the floor. | 
| Stage 5: Floor level (err... ish) the bankruptcy-sale bamboo goes down with the help of Gary C. | 
| Stage 6: Those last three planks seemed to take forever. | 
| Stage 7: First night back upstairs! | 
| The End: Note exciting flower-pot things under our bed legs allowing storage of boxes. Genius (but not my idea). | 
