Bicycle parenting

Literature informs me that helicopter parenting is very popular these days. We don't have a helicopter, so we use bicycles instead. It seems to be working out so far.

Imprinting of the subject begins early. "Tav - this is one bicycle. You will always need more bicycles than this".

Then we do some sinister "look into the light" stuff.

...add some brand awareness

Have a snack break. Incidentally, how much do want a suit like Tav's? Yes, I know.

Then we all laugh like James Bond villains. I don't know why.

More weird dark-place symbolism.

And to finish the day off right, we carry the child across a very tall and highly flammable antiquated structure. Hooray!